Frank Zappa - Unmitigated Audacity (Liberated Boot) Notre Dame University May 12, 1974 Sound quality: Audience B Label: 11 Records / GLC D-549 (?) Source: Bootleg CD->EAC->WAV->MKWACT->SHN Musicians: Frank Zappa, George Duke, Tom Fowler, Bruce Fowler, Ralph Humphrey, Chester Thompson, Jeff Simmons, Don Preston and Napoleon Murphy Brock 01. Dupree's Paradise 02. It Cant't Happen Here 03. Hungry Freaks Daddy 04. You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here 05. How Could I Be Such A Fool? 06. Ain't Got No Heart 07. I'm Not Satisfied 08. Wowie Zowie 09. Let's Make The Water Turn Black 10. Harry You're A Beast 11. Oh No, I Don't Believe 12. More Trouble Coming Every Day 13. Louie Louie 14. Camarillo Brillo Splat's In-Depth Lyrics 2. It Can't Happen Here (03:12) It Can't Happen Here It can't happen here It can't happen here I'm tellin' you my dear That it can't happen here Because I've been checkin' it out, baby I checked it out a couple of times Oh darling it's important that you believe me . . . Ba ba ba bap That it can't happen here Who could imagine That they would freak out somewhere in Kansas Kansas Kansas too de doo de too doo Who could imagine That they would freak out in Minnesota Mi mi mi mi mi mi Minnesota, Mi mi mi mi mi mi Minnesota Mi mi mi mi mi mi Minnesota, Mi mi mi mi mi mi Minnesota Who could Imagine How about this one here How about that one there again It's still not good enough, one more time. Everybody together on the downbeat of that little honk. Let's hear it . . . Who could imagine That they would freak out In Washington DC A/C, D/C, bap bap bap A/C, D/C bap bap bap <3x.> Wait a minute I remember tu tu I remember tu tu I remember tu tu They had a swimming pool I remember tu tu I remember tu tu I remember tu tu They had a swimming pool And they thought it couldn't happen here Da-da-da-da-da-da SUZY! Yes. Suzy, Suzy Creamcheese, this is the voice of your conscience honey. I just wanna tell you one thing, one night only. Suzy Creamcheese, my dearest my darling Yes? Do you really think you'll be able to get a job as a Playboy bunny. Just tell me the truth. Yes or no? Do you think you'll be able to . . ? Yes. Funny, you didn't look like a dyke when I first met you. 3. Hungry Freaks, Daddy (02:46) Mister America walk on by Your schools that do not teach Mister America walk on by The minds that won't be reached Mister America try to hide The emptiness that's you inside But once you find that the way you lied And all the corny tricks you tried Will not forestall the rising tide of Hungry Freaks Daddy They won't go afar no more Great Mid-Western hardware store Philosophy that turns away From those who aren't afraid to say What's on their minds The left-behinds Of the Great Society Hungry freaks daddy Mister America walk on by Your supermarket dream Mister America walk on by The liquor store supreme Mister America try to hide The product of your savage pride The useful minds that it denied The day you shrugged and stepped aside You saw their clothes and then you cried "Those hungry freaks," daddy They won't go afar no more Great Mid-Western hardware store Philosophy that turns away From those who aren't afraid to say What's on their minds The left-behinds Of the Great Society 4. You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here (02:40) You're probably wondering Why I'm here, But so am I! So am I! Just as much as you wonder 'Bout me bein' in this place Yeah That's just how much I marvel At the lameness on your face You rise each day the same old way And join your friends out on the street Spray your hair And think you're neat I think your life is incomplete But maybe that's not for me to say They only pay me here to play I wanna hear a caravan with a drumsola You're probably wondering Why I'm here, And so am I So am I Just as much as you wonder 'Bout me staring back at you Yeah! That's just how much I question The corny things you do You paint your face And then you chase To meet the gang, where the action is Stomp all night and drink your fizz Roll your car and say Gee Whiz You tore a big hole in your convertible top What will you tell your Mam and Pap Mam, I tore a hole in the convertible You're probably wondering Why I'm here, And so am I So am I Just as much as you wonder If I mean just what I say That's just how much I question The social games you play You told your mam you stoked on town And went for a frooze in Freddy's car Tommy's asking where you are You boogied all night in a cheesy bar Plastic boots and plastic head And now you think you know where it's at You're probably wondering Why I'm here (Not that it makes a heck of a lot of difference to you but watch George ) 5. How Could I Be Such a Fool? (03:46) When I won your love I was very glad Every happiness in the world Belonged to me Then our love was lost You went away Now I shed my tears In lonely misery I know now You never really loved me It hurts me now to think You never really cared I sit and ask myself a thousand times Try and find What really happened to the love That we shared How could I be, be such a fool How could I be, be such a fool How could I be, be such a fool How could I believe all those lies you told me How could I be taken in by your sweet face You spoiled our love You ruined my life I'm so tore down I'm a terrible disgrace But there will come a time You'll regret the way You treated me As if I was a fool And didn't know The many times you lied About your love for me Someone is gonna know Your love is just a show How could I be, be such a fool (etc., ad lib) 6. Ain't Got No Heart (to Give Away) (02:20) Ain't got no heart I ain't got no heart to give away I sit and laugh at fools in love There ain't no such thing as love No angels singing up above today Girl I don't believe Girl I don't believe in what you say You say your heart is only mine I say you, you must be blind What makes you think that you're so fine? But I wouldn't throw away The groovy life I lead Cause baby what you've got, yeah It sure ain't what I need Girl you'd better go Girl you'd better go away I think that life with you would be Just not quite the thing for me Why is it so hard to see my way? Why should I be stuck with you It's just not what I want to do Why should an embrace or two Make me such a part of you I ain't got no heart to give away-ay-ay Ain't got no heart Ain't got no heart Ain't got no heart Ain't got no heart To give away 7. I'm Not Satisfied (02:18) Good God! Got no place to go I'm tired of walking up And down this street all by myself now No love left for me to give I try and try But no one wants me the way I am Why should I pretend I like To roam from door to door Maybe I'll just kill myself I just don't care no more I'm not satisfied Everything I tried I don't like the way Life has been abusing me Who, I said who would care if I was gone I never met no one Who, I said who needs me to care for them Nobody needs me Why should I just hang around Why should I just sit and watch While the others smile I just wished that someone cared If I was happy for a while Because I'm not satisfied Everything I tried, I don't like the way Life has been abusing me Ah ha ooh ha! 8. Wowie Zowie (03:18) Wowie Zowie, your love's a treat Wowie Zowie, you can't be beat Wowie Zowie, baby you're so neat I don't even care if you shave your legs Wowie Zowie, baby you're so fine Wowie Zowie, baby please be mine Wowie Zowie, up and down my spine I don't even care if you brush your teeth I dream of you each morning I dream of you each night Just the other day I got so shook up I dream of you in the afternoon Baum didi Baum didi Baum didi Baum didi Baum didi Baum didi Bam bam bam bam bam Yo Mama Yo Mama Yo Mama I dream of you each morning I dream of you each night Just the other day I got so shook up I had a flash in the afternoon Wowie Zowie, baby love me do Wowie Zowie, and I'll love you too Wowie Zowie, baby I'll be true I don't even care if your dad's the heat I don't even care if your dad's the hat I don't even care if your dad's the shirt I don't even care wahawawawaa Wowie, Wowie Zowie, Wowie, Wowie Zowie 9. Let's Make the Water Turn Black (02:23) Now believe me when I tell you that my song is really true I want everyone to listen and believe It's about some little people from a long time ago And all the things the neighbors didn't know Early in the morning Daddy Dinky went to work Selling lamps & chairs to San Ber'dino squares And I still remember Mama, With her apron & her pad Feeding all the boys at Ed's Cafe! Whizzing & pasting & pooting Through the day. (Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!) And all the while on a shelf in the shed: KENNY'S LITTLE CREATURES ON DISPLAY! Ronnie saves his numies on a window in his room (A marvel to be seen: dysentery green) While Kenny & his buddies play a game out in the back: LET'S MAKE THE WATER TURN BLACK We see them after school in a world of their own (To some it might seem creepy what they do . . . ) The neighbors on the right sat & watched them every night (I bet you'd do the same if they was you) Whizzing & pasting & pooting through the day (Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!) And all the while on a shelf in the shed: KENNY'S LITTLE CREATURES ON DISPLAY! Ronnie's in the Army now & Kenny's taking pills Oh! How they yearn to see a bomber burn! Color flashing, thunder crashing, dynamite machine! (Wait till the fire turns green . . . wait till the fire turns green) WAIT TILL THE FIRE TURNS GREEN! I'm gonna tell you the way it is And I'm not gonna be kind or easy Your whole attitude stinks, I say And the life you lead is completely empty 9. Harry, You're a Beast (00:53) You paint your head Your mind is dead You don't even know what I just said THAT'S YOU: AMERICAN GLITTER BOY You're phony on top You're phony underneath You lay in bed & grit your teeth David... Alice... Iggy... Hey, Lou... don't come in me, on me don't come on me, in me don't come in me, on me don't come on me, Ah, ha-ha-ha! (quote: Orange Coutnry Lumber Truck) (fade) 10. Oh No (08:15) All of the fools All of the hate I think you're probably out to lunch Oh no, I don't believe it You say that you think you know The meaning of love Do you really think it can be told? You say that you really know I think, you should check it again How can you say What you believe Will be the key to a WORLD OF LOVE? All your love - Will it save me? All your love - Will it save the world? From what we can't understand Oh no, I don't believe it And in your dreams You can see yourself As a prophet Saving the world Help me out Bebe The words from your lips I am not a crook I just can't believe You are such a fool an asshole I just can't believe You are such a fool Wah-ha-ha (etc. repeat) 11. More Trouble Every Day (07:53) Well I'm about to get sick From lookin' into this monitor system Been checkin' out my ears Since this tour began I mean to say that every day Oh Yeah It's just another miserable soundcheck after another And when it's gonna change, my friend Is one of those things you worry about when you're a Mother Well I'm watchin' and I'm waitin' Hopin' for the best Even think I'll go to prayin' Every time I hear them sayin' There's no way to delay That trouble comin' everyday There's no way to delay that trouble Comin' every day Wednesday I watched the riot I seen the cops out on the street I watched 'em throwing rocks & stuff & chokin' In the heat I listen to reports About the whiskey passin' around I seen the smoke & fire And the market burnin' down I watched while everybody On the street will take a turn To stomp & smash & bash & crash & slash & bust & burn I'm a watchin' and I'm waitin' Hopin' for the best Even think I go to prayin' Every time I hear 'em sayin' There's no way to delay That trouble comin' every day There's no way to delay That trouble comin' everyday 12. Louie Louie (Berry) (01:55) Well . . . Ladies & Gentlemen, thank you very much for coming to the concert tonight. Hope you liked it. Bring the band on down behind me boys. Not literally, of course, don't put yourself out. Bruce Fowler on trombone, Walt Fowler on trumpet, Napoleon Murphy Brock on tenor saxophone & vocals, Don Preston on synthesizer, Ralph Humphrey on drums, Chester Thompson on drums, Tom Fowler on bass, Jeff Simmons on guitar, George Duke on keyboards. 13. Camarillo Brillo (05:06) She had that Camarillo brillo Flamin' out along her head, I mean her Mendocino bean-o By where some bugs had made it red She ruled the Toads Of the Short Forest And every newt in Idaho And every cricket who had chorused By the bush in Buffalo She said she was A Magic Mama And she could throw a mean Tarot And carried on without a comma That she was someone I should know She had a snake for a pet And an amulet And she was breeding a dwarf But she wasn't done yet She had gray-green skin A doll with a pin I told her she was awright But I couldn't come in (I couldn't come in right then . . .) And so she wandered Through the door-way Just like a shadow from the tomb She said her stereo was four-way An' I'd just love it in her room Well, I was born To have adventure So I just followed up the steps Right past her fuming incense stencher To where she hung her castanets She stripped away Her rancid poncho An' laid out naked by the door We did it till we were un-concho An' it was useless any more She had a snake for a pet And an amulet And she was breeding a dwarf But she wasn't done yet She had gray-green skin A doll with a pin I told her she was awright But I couldn't come in (actually, I was very busy then . . .) And so she wandered Through the door-way Just like a shadow from the tomb She said her stereo was four-way An' I'd just love it in her room Well, I was born To have adventure So I just followed up the steps Right past her fuming incense stencher To where she hung her castanets She stripped away Her rancid poncho An' laid out naked by the door We did it till we were unconcho Yes, and we kept on doing it and doing it and then we did it some more.